All Purpose spray
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In today's spray-driven society it's getting harder and harder to keep them all straight. 

Have you taken a look at that space under your sink lately?  They're all there:  spray starch, bug spray, rust remover, room deodorizers, furniture polish...good lord where will you put it all?

Fortunately for you, we at Allied Chemical have heard your collective voice crying out in one clear voice "release us from our domestic spray clutter!" and have responded with 
Allied Chemical All Purpose Spray!

Allied Chemical All Purpose Spray takes the guesswork out of household spray application.  Whatever the purpose, whatever the need, just point and spray.


  • Got a pesky silverfish problem?  Just aim All Purpose Spray at those miserable little parasites and send 'em straight to Hell!
  • Hotcakes sticking?  No problem!  A simple application of All Purpose Spray ensures a smoooooth transition from pan to plate in a hot second!
  • Little Jimmy wheezing as he rounds third?  Asthma's a temporary affliction with All Purpose Spray in the house.  And while you're at it, you can smooth that cowlick of his with any comb or brush and a healthy dose of All Purpose Spray!

You may ask "How can one spray do all that?"  Well, other sprays are comprised of molecules that only know how to do one thing, but Allied Chemical's patented "smart molecule" technology (pat. pending) puts all those other companies' "dumb" molecules to shame!

There is no sprayable activity that Allied Chemical All Purpose Spray can't handle.  If it can be sprayed, this is the product for you.  Here's a partial list of the nearly infinite uses of Allied Chemical All Purpose Spray.
  • Paint Stripper
  • Nasal Spray
  • Asthma Inhaler
  • Cooking Spray
  • Self Defense Spray
  • Lock Degreaser/Deicer
  • Hair Spray
  • Adhesive
  • Carpet/Upholstery Cleaner
  • Deodorizer
  • Contraceptive Foam
  • Plant Food
  • Weed Killer
  • Meat Tenderizer
  • Gasoline Additive
  • Sealant
  • Internal Lubricant
  • External Lubricant
  • Topical Analgesic
  • Local Anesthetic
  • Anesthetic
  • Lice Killer
  • Antiperspirant
  • Deodorant
  • Mildew Remover
  • Fungicide
  • Breath Freshener
  • All-Surface Cleaner
  • Insect Repellent
  • Spray Paint (color conversion kit sold separately)
  • Insecticide
  • Rodent Poison
  • Room Freshener
  • Air Horn
  • Spray Starch
  • Keyboard Cleaner
  • Furniture Polish
  • Waterproofer
  • Pool/Inner Tube Repair
  • Canned Air
  • Stain
  • Stain Remover
  • Rust Remover
  • Disinfectant
  • Record Cleaner
  • Video Head Cleaner
  • Abrasive Solvent
  • Corrosive Agent
  • Quicklime
  • Refreshing Mist
  • Cheese
Now available in three delightful scents:  Classic, Taupe and new Hula!

So clear out your kitchen, clear out your garage, and stock up on bottle after bottle of Allied Chemical All Purpose Spray!