Tuesday, February 3, 1998
Hamspread Has Made Me a Happy Man.

country estate, I thank the Powers That Be that I've been blessed with
the job of steering the mighty ship that is Allied Chemical.

I have a loving and vivacious wife Ginger who has borne me two
bright, well-mannered and energetic children, Brandon and Dylan
(seeya at Disneyworld, kids!).
Things at the office are terrific too! I have a huge corner office right next to Farmer Fred's, a wonderfully competent executive secretary Mitzi, and my stenographer Delilah-- say "hi" Delilah... Hi. She's great. Never misses thing. Then of course there is | ![]() |
to make our wonderful products available to you, the consumer.
Whether you're enjoying Farmer
Fred's Happydale Hamspread for breakfast, lunch or dinner, cracking
open a can of Blobster
for a fancy-dress dinner party, or simply usingAllied
Chemical All-Purpose Spray in any one of a hundred different household
tasks, Allied Chemical is there for YOU.
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